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From: beyondthemagic
Date: Thu May 9, 2002 5:30pm
Subject: who nose?
Lauren, sounds to me like you have well developed ADHD, anyway, have
you ever done one of those mad snorting laughs and elasticated snot
comes bobbing up and down your nose in a most disturbing fashion as
you laugh and yet everyone pretends that it hasn't happened? I think
thats great fun!
--- In a previous message lauren_macsporren
wrote:
> > Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese
before
> > going to bed.
> > I recommend that you
> > get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find,
that
> > the his book represents something to do with a penis (likewise
> > churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> > everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> > your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far as
> him
> > wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being
plain
> > nasty!!!!
> ____________________________________________________________________
>
> I do in fact love cheese, just like Ricky Gervais (comedy God from
> The Office!). He has cheese on everything. When I was really ill at
> christmas and didn't eat or move for most of the holidays (yeah
yeah
> it was only flu but I couldn't go sledging because of it!), all I
> wanted was cheese. How odd.
>
> I do have one of those dream dictionaries but it's a pile of crap.
My
> nan bought it for me on Romford Market and I'm sure it's written by
a
> couple of hippies trying to make a few extra pennies. Most of the
> things I dream 'denote death or illness'. Great. Well I'm not dead
> yet so HA! By the way, I have absolutely nothing against hippies,
> unless they wrote my crappy dream dictionary.
>
> Anyway I'm off now to die of exam stress (1 and a half weeks til my
7
> AS Level exams and I haven't actually started revision!
> SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! Why do I always leave it til the last
> minute? *cries*
>
> I'm sure the drunken picture of my maths teacher I found on the
> internet will get me through the tough days.
>
> Oooh also I have a GREAT trick to make yourself and others laugh!!!
> If you're in a quiet place where you're not really supposed to be
> making much noise (classroom, library etc) and you're really bored,
> look at something, then start rapidly breathing out through your
nose
> as if you are doing a quick-fire nasal laugh.......
> .......the person next to you will then think you are laughing
> hysterically, which will make them laugh hysterically (bearing in
> mind things are always funnier when you're not allowed to laugh),
but
> then you find it hilarious that they are laughing at absolutely
> nothing cos nothing was funny in the first place, so it all ends up
> in a moment of intense hilarity...... resulting in the happy
hormones
> being released and you also losing calories from laughing (fact)
and
> all in all, it's a hilarious exercise!
>
> Also, for your own enjoyment, stare at a point in the background
that
> is RIGHT ABOVE a person's head and they will get really paranoid!
> They'll either ask you outright what the hell you're looking at, or
> they will sit there uncomfortably trying to make you look away or
> something. It's classic.
>
> As you may have noticed, I get bored extremely easily and have
> absolutely no concentration span, so these little laughter
techniques
> work a treat!
>
> Where was I? Oh yes, exams. Better be off! (it's guaranteed I'll be
> back in 10 minutes)
>
> Lauren xx
>
> > Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese
before
> > going to bed.
> > I recommend that you
> > get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find,
that
> > the his book represents something to do with a penis (likewise
> > churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> > everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> > your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far as
> him
> > wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being
plain
> > nasty!!!!
| Replies | Author | Yahoo! ID | Date | Size |
| 864: Re: who nose? | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Thu 09/05/2002 | 6 KB |
| 865: Re: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 7 KB |
| 866: Re: who nose? | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
| 869: Re: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
