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From: lauren_macsporren
Date: Thu May 9, 2002 5:42pm
Subject: Re: who nose?
I knew someone who blew a bubble of snot out of their nose when they
laughed.
We named it 'bubble trouble'.
Lauren xxxx
P.S. Do you really think I've got ADHD? I have wondered that many
times. I'm sure I haven't, I have most of the symptoms except the
running around madly - I can't be arsed really. LOL!!!
--- In a previous message beyondthemagic wrote:
> Lauren, sounds to me like you have well developed ADHD, anyway,
have
> you ever done one of those mad snorting laughs and elasticated snot
> comes bobbing up and down your nose in a most disturbing fashion as
> you laugh and yet everyone pretends that it hasn't happened? I
think
> thats great fun!
> --- In a previous message lauren_macsporren"
<>
> wrote:
> > > Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese
> before
> > > going to bed.
> > > I recommend that you
> > > get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find,
> that
> > > the his book represents something to do with a penis (likewise
> > > churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> > > everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> > > your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far
as
> > him
> > > wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being
> plain
> > > nasty!!!!
> >
____________________________________________________________________
> >
> > I do in fact love cheese, just like Ricky Gervais (comedy God
from
> > The Office!). He has cheese on everything. When I was really ill
at
> > christmas and didn't eat or move for most of the holidays (yeah
> yeah
> > it was only flu but I couldn't go sledging because of it!), all I
> > wanted was cheese. How odd.
> >
> > I do have one of those dream dictionaries but it's a pile of
crap.
> My
> > nan bought it for me on Romford Market and I'm sure it's written
by
> a
> > couple of hippies trying to make a few extra pennies. Most of the
> > things I dream 'denote death or illness'. Great. Well I'm not
dead
> > yet so HA! By the way, I have absolutely nothing against hippies,
> > unless they wrote my crappy dream dictionary.
> >
> > Anyway I'm off now to die of exam stress (1 and a half weeks til
my
> 7
> > AS Level exams and I haven't actually started revision!
> > SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! Why do I always leave it til the last
> > minute? *cries*
> >
> > I'm sure the drunken picture of my maths teacher I found on the
> > internet will get me through the tough days.
> >
> > Oooh also I have a GREAT trick to make yourself and others
laugh!!!
> > If you're in a quiet place where you're not really supposed to be
> > making much noise (classroom, library etc) and you're really
bored,
> > look at something, then start rapidly breathing out through your
> nose
> > as if you are doing a quick-fire nasal laugh.......
> > .......the person next to you will then think you are laughing
> > hysterically, which will make them laugh hysterically (bearing in
> > mind things are always funnier when you're not allowed to laugh),
> but
> > then you find it hilarious that they are laughing at absolutely
> > nothing cos nothing was funny in the first place, so it all ends
up
> > in a moment of intense hilarity...... resulting in the happy
> hormones
> > being released and you also losing calories from laughing (fact)
> and
> > all in all, it's a hilarious exercise!
> >
> > Also, for your own enjoyment, stare at a point in the background
> that
> > is RIGHT ABOVE a person's head and they will get really paranoid!
> > They'll either ask you outright what the hell you're looking at,
or
> > they will sit there uncomfortably trying to make you look away or
> > something. It's classic.
> >
> > As you may have noticed, I get bored extremely easily and have
> > absolutely no concentration span, so these little laughter
> techniques
> > work a treat!
> >
> > Where was I? Oh yes, exams. Better be off! (it's guaranteed I'll
be
> > back in 10 minutes)
> >
> > Lauren xx
> >
> > > Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese
> before
> > > going to bed.
> > > I recommend that you
> > > get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find,
> that
> > > the his book represents something to do with a penis (likewise
> > > churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> > > everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> > > your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far
as
> > him
> > > wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being
> plain
> > > nasty!!!!
| Replies | Author | Yahoo! ID | Date | Size |
| 865: Re: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 7 KB |
| 866: Re: who nose? | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
| 869: Re: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
