Derren Brown: Archive
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From: beyondthemagic
Date: Thu May 9, 2002 7:02pm
Subject: Re: who nose?
LOL, sometimes if you catch the bubble in mid inflation you can
massage it into very interesting shapes or small cuddly animals-much
like one of those balloon sculpture dudes-only last week I made a
small light green ball that resembled Jupiter-beat that Paul Daniels!
By the way Lauren, I dont think your mental, probably just an early
pre exam stress thing-just drink lots and lots and party your arse
off-sneer at people for no good reason and lie about everything until
it goes away!
--- In a previous message lauren_macsporren
wrote:
> I knew someone who blew a bubble of snot out of their nose when
they
> laughed.
>
> We named it 'bubble trouble'.
>
> Lauren xxxx
>
> P.S. Do you really think I've got ADHD? I have wondered that many
> times. I'm sure I haven't, I have most of the symptoms except the
> running around madly - I can't be arsed really. LOL!!!
> --- In a previous message beyondthemagic wrote:
> > Lauren, sounds to me like you have well developed ADHD, anyway,
> have
> > you ever done one of those mad snorting laughs and elasticated
snot
> > comes bobbing up and down your nose in a most disturbing fashion
as
> > you laugh and yet everyone pretends that it hasn't happened? I
> think
> > thats great fun!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In a previous message lauren_macsporren"
>
> > wrote:
> > > > Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese
> > before
> > > > going to bed.
> > > > I recommend that you
> > > > get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find,
> > that
> > > > the his book represents something to do with a penis
(likewise
> > > > churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> > > > everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> > > > your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far
> as
> > > him
> > > > wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being
> > plain
> > > > nasty!!!!
> > >
> ____________________________________________________________________
> > >
> > > I do in fact love cheese, just like Ricky Gervais (comedy God
> from
> > > The Office!). He has cheese on everything. When I was really
ill
> at
> > > christmas and didn't eat or move for most of the holidays (yeah
> > yeah
> > > it was only flu but I couldn't go sledging because of it!), all
I
> > > wanted was cheese. How odd.
> > >
> > > I do have one of those dream dictionaries but it's a pile of
> crap.
> > My
> > > nan bought it for me on Romford Market and I'm sure it's
written
> by
> > a
> > > couple of hippies trying to make a few extra pennies. Most of
the
> > > things I dream 'denote death or illness'. Great. Well I'm not
> dead
> > > yet so HA! By the way, I have absolutely nothing against
hippies,
> > > unless they wrote my crappy dream dictionary.
> > >
> > > Anyway I'm off now to die of exam stress (1 and a half weeks
til
> my
> > 7
> > > AS Level exams and I haven't actually started revision!
> > > SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! Why do I always leave it til the last
> > > minute? *cries*
> > >
> > > I'm sure the drunken picture of my maths teacher I found on the
> > > internet will get me through the tough days.
> > >
> > > Oooh also I have a GREAT trick to make yourself and others
> laugh!!!
> > > If you're in a quiet place where you're not really supposed to
be
> > > making much noise (classroom, library etc) and you're really
> bored,
> > > look at something, then start rapidly breathing out through
your
> > nose
> > > as if you are doing a quick-fire nasal laugh.......
> > > .......the person next to you will then think you are laughing
> > > hysterically, which will make them laugh hysterically (bearing
in
> > > mind things are always funnier when you're not allowed to
laugh),
> > but
> > > then you find it hilarious that they are laughing at absolutely
> > > nothing cos nothing was funny in the first place, so it all
ends
> up
> > > in a moment of intense hilarity...... resulting in the happy
> > hormones
> > > being released and you also losing calories from laughing
(fact)
> > and
> > > all in all, it's a hilarious exercise!
> > >
> > > Also, for your own enjoyment, stare at a point in the
background
> > that
> > > is RIGHT ABOVE a person's head and they will get really
paranoid!
> > > They'll either ask you outright what the hell you're looking
at,
> or
> > > they will sit there uncomfortably trying to make you look away
or
> > > something. It's classic.
> > >
> > > As you may have noticed, I get bored extremely easily and have
> > > absolutely no concentration span, so these little laughter
> > techniques
> > > work a treat!
> > >
> > > Where was I? Oh yes, exams. Better be off! (it's guaranteed
I'll
> be
> > > back in 10 minutes)
> > >
> > > Lauren xx
> > >
> > > > Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese
> > before
> > > > going to bed.
> > > > I recommend that you
> > > > get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find,
> > that
> > > > the his book represents something to do with a penis
(likewise
> > > > churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> > > > everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> > > > your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far
> as
> > > him
> > > > wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being
> > plain
> > > > nasty!!!!
| Replies | Author | Yahoo! ID | Date | Size |
| 866: Re: who nose? | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
| 869: Re: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
