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From: lauren_macsporren
Date: Thu May 9, 2002 5:18pm
Subject: Re: Mind if I Interrupt?
> Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese before
> going to bed.
> I recommend that you
> get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find, that
> the his book represents something to do with a penis (likewise
> churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far as
him
> wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being plain
> nasty!!!!
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I do in fact love cheese, just like Ricky Gervais (comedy God from
The Office!). He has cheese on everything. When I was really ill at
christmas and didn't eat or move for most of the holidays (yeah yeah
it was only flu but I couldn't go sledging because of it!), all I
wanted was cheese. How odd.
I do have one of those dream dictionaries but it's a pile of crap. My
nan bought it for me on Romford Market and I'm sure it's written by a
couple of hippies trying to make a few extra pennies. Most of the
things I dream 'denote death or illness'. Great. Well I'm not dead
yet so HA! By the way, I have absolutely nothing against hippies,
unless they wrote my crappy dream dictionary.
Anyway I'm off now to die of exam stress (1 and a half weeks til my 7
AS Level exams and I haven't actually started revision!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! Why do I always leave it til the last
minute? *cries*
I'm sure the drunken picture of my maths teacher I found on the
internet will get me through the tough days.
Oooh also I have a GREAT trick to make yourself and others laugh!!!
If you're in a quiet place where you're not really supposed to be
making much noise (classroom, library etc) and you're really bored,
look at something, then start rapidly breathing out through your nose
as if you are doing a quick-fire nasal laugh.......
.......the person next to you will then think you are laughing
hysterically, which will make them laugh hysterically (bearing in
mind things are always funnier when you're not allowed to laugh), but
then you find it hilarious that they are laughing at absolutely
nothing cos nothing was funny in the first place, so it all ends up
in a moment of intense hilarity...... resulting in the happy hormones
being released and you also losing calories from laughing (fact) and
all in all, it's a hilarious exercise!
Also, for your own enjoyment, stare at a point in the background that
is RIGHT ABOVE a person's head and they will get really paranoid!
They'll either ask you outright what the hell you're looking at, or
they will sit there uncomfortably trying to make you look away or
something. It's classic.
As you may have noticed, I get bored extremely easily and have
absolutely no concentration span, so these little laughter techniques
work a treat!
Where was I? Oh yes, exams. Better be off! (it's guaranteed I'll be
back in 10 minutes)
Lauren xx
> Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese before
> going to bed.
> I recommend that you
> get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find, that
> the his book represents something to do with a penis (likewise
> churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far as
him
> wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being plain
> nasty!!!!
| Replies | Author | Yahoo! ID | Date | Size |
| 863: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 6 KB |
| 864: Re: who nose? | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Thu 09/05/2002 | 6 KB |
| 865: Re: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 7 KB |
| 866: Re: who nose? | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
| 869: Re: who nose? | beyondthemagic | beyondthemagic | Thu 09/05/2002 | 3 KB |
