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From: tommartinmind
Date: Tue May 6, 2003 2:22pm
Subject: Re: Did anyone else notice this at the dog track?

--- In a previous message, nxnzerx"
wrote:

> In my mind, this removes the possibilty of a switch (Unless DB has
> extremely thin, dexterous invisible arms that he fed through the
> grating and manipulated the ticket in the womans hands).

I too have heard about these magical arms. What else can you tell me
about them? I'm sure I once heard that Derren had invented these arms
whilst working in a face factory in the late seventies. Apparently he
keeps the D.I.A's (Dextrous Invisible Arms) in a dog basket by the
side of his lavatory. Is this true?

Also, the fact that Derren's enormous pink teats often leak copious
amounts of coconut milk, may account for the strange smell he exudes.

Has anyone managed to suckle on Derren's teats? I had a very quick
suck at one of his recent shows before security stepped in.
I don't want to be accused of exposing Derren's secrets so I won't
say anything other than, VERY creamy!

Tom


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