Derren Brown: Archive
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From: Jo
Date: Tue May 6, 2003 2:32pm
Subject: Re: Did anyone else notice this at the dog track?
ewww! that is the most gross thing ever!
--- In a previous message, tommartinmind
wrote:
> --- In a previous message, nxnzerx"
> wrote:
>
> > In my mind, this removes the possibilty of a switch (Unless DB
has
> > extremely thin, dexterous invisible arms that he fed through the
> > grating and manipulated the ticket in the womans hands).
>
> I too have heard about these magical arms. What else can you tell
me
> about them? I'm sure I once heard that Derren had invented these
arms
> whilst working in a face factory in the late seventies. Apparently
he
> keeps the D.I.A's (Dextrous Invisible Arms) in a dog basket by the
> side of his lavatory. Is this true?
>
> Also, the fact that Derren's enormous pink teats often leak copious
> amounts of coconut milk, may account for the strange smell he
exudes.
>
> Has anyone managed to suckle on Derren's teats? I had a very quick
> suck at one of his recent shows before security stepped in.
> I don't want to be accused of exposing Derren's secrets so I won't
> say anything other than, VERY creamy!
>
> Tom
