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From: luise_f
Date: Mon Mar 3, 2003 10:57am
Subject: Re: gaydars and milkshakes



<How could it not even have occurred to you?>

Nope, it actually never registered with me that way. I just find it
unnecessary that everything has to be labelled as 'sexy' these days
to be considered worthwhile. Isn't it enough that one can just like
the show for what it is?

To this end I shall be leaving hard hitting subliminal pictures of
Richard Stilgoe, Robin Cook, Lenin and Noel Edmonds around to assist
in a suggestive cure for those suffering from tidybeard lust
association.

When enough of these images have been absorbed by your
subconsciouses, I may then administer a huge dose of Keanuporn to re-
set faulty oxytocin levels.

(only joking, don't write in, etc etc zzzzzz)


Well, I guess it's time
> for me to recalibrate the old gaydar. He looks gay, dresses gay,
> talks gay, acts gay. It's the first thing I thought when I saw him.
I
> thought, "there goes one very gay man. Why, he is as gay as a tree
> full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, to steal a phrase."
>
> It took a while (and, to be honest, explicit statements of his
> professed heterosexuality) for me to realise that he was probably
not
> that gay after all. (I say "gay", but I really mean "camp". Of
course
> when I say "camp", by that I mean "gay".)
>
> He reminds me a lot of Jonathan Greenwood from Radiohead (refusal
to
> drive, temporary obsession with Sherlock Holmes, straight but tres
> camp, Israeli wife, okay not the last one).
>
> [And to the person who asked for details of the Milkshake
Induction,
> these are available from me, 50 euro should cover it. Please state
> preference for strawberry, banana or chocolate. Naturally, I can
only
> tell you how to do it - not how it actually works.]

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