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From: luise_f
Date: Mon Mar 3, 2003 11:43am
Subject: Re: gaydars and milkshakes
It was just some confusion last night over someone who said something
about the male persuasion, then later not being gay etc.
Nothing sinister. I don't know anything about the guy and I thought
someone was filling me in on something everyone else already knew.
Hope you're un-confused now!
--- In a previous message sue5804 wrote:
> luise f, I'm still completely bemused as to why you came out with
> this
> comment
>
> <<Oh gosh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise DB was gay. It didn't occur
to
> me at all watching him.>>
>
> in the first place. It seemed to come out of the blue. As far as I
> can see, no one had said anything about DB being gay, and you
> suddenly posted that. Can you kindly "un-confuse" me??
>
> Thanks :o)
> --- In a previous message luise_f wrote:
> >
> >
> > <How could it not even have occurred to you?>
> >
> > Nope, it actually never registered with me that way. I just find
it
> > unnecessary that everything has to be labelled as 'sexy' these
days
> > to be considered worthwhile. Isn't it enough that one can just
like
> > the show for what it is?
> >
> > To this end I shall be leaving hard hitting subliminal pictures
of
> > Richard Stilgoe, Robin Cook, Lenin and Noel Edmonds around to
> assist
> > in a suggestive cure for those suffering from tidybeard lust
> > association.
> >
> > When enough of these images have been absorbed by your
> > subconsciouses, I may then administer a huge dose of Keanuporn to
> re-
> > set faulty oxytocin levels.
> >
> > (only joking, don't write in, etc etc zzzzzz)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Well, I guess it's time
> > > for me to recalibrate the old gaydar. He looks gay, dresses
gay,
> > > talks gay, acts gay. It's the first thing I thought when I saw
> him.
> > I
> > > thought, "there goes one very gay man. Why, he is as gay as a
> tree
> > > full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, to steal a phrase."
> > >
> > > It took a while (and, to be honest, explicit statements of his
> > > professed heterosexuality) for me to realise that he was
probably
> > not
> > > that gay after all. (I say "gay", but I really mean "camp". Of
> > course
> > > when I say "camp", by that I mean "gay".)
> > >
> > > He reminds me a lot of Jonathan Greenwood from Radiohead
(refusal
> > to
> > > drive, temporary obsession with Sherlock Holmes, straight but
> tres
> > > camp, Israeli wife, okay not the last one).
> > >
> > > [And to the person who asked for details of the Milkshake
> > Induction,
> > > these are available from me, 50 euro should cover it. Please
> state
> > > preference for strawberry, banana or chocolate. Naturally, I
can
> > only
> > > tell you how to do it - not how it actually works.]
| Replies | Author | Yahoo! ID | Date | Size |
| 3001: Re: gaydars and milkshakes | sue5804 | sue5804 | Mon 03/03/2003 | 5 KB |
| 3002: Re: gaydars and milkshakes | june | hypnotherapist69 | Mon 03/03/2003 | 6 KB |
| 3005: Re: gaydars and milkshakes | Mike Vizard | vizardm1972 | Mon 03/03/2003 | 8 KB |
| 3008: No emoticon for what I am feeling... | designforlife | designforlife | Mon 03/03/2003 | 4 KB |
| 3009: Re: No emoticon for what I am feeling... | sue5804 | sue5804 | Mon 03/03/2003 | 4 KB |
| 3025: Re: No emoticon for what I am feeling... | dan_peterson2 | dan_peterson2 | Mon 03/03/2003 | 4 KB |
| 3027: Re: No emoticon for what I am feeling... | trentretro | trentretro | Mon 03/03/2003 | 5 KB |
| 3028: Re: No emoticon for what I am feeling... | luise_f | luise_f | Mon 03/03/2003 | 5 KB |
| 3031: Re: No emoticon for what I am feeling... | luscious_lita_uk_4u | luscious_lita_uk_4u | Mon 03/03/2003 | 5 KB |
