Derren Brown: Archive
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From: gordo_ala_moore
Date: Wed May 29, 2002 12:46pm
Subject: Re: hello and question
--- In a previous message highroller entertainment casting wrote:
> --- In a previous message ganetauk wrote:
> >
> > elton john.....married too?
> >
> > --- In a previous message jamesdavidson_99 wrote:
> > > Would that be the same Andy Nyman whose "Short, Punchy and
> Mental"
> > > lecture notes are dedicated to his "...beautiful wife
> Sophie...and
> > > [his] brilliant children Macy and Preston..."?
> > >
> > > I have no idea who DB counts among his friends. I expect
Victor
> > > could help if he is still out there...?
> > >
> > > --- In a previous message ganetauk wrote:
> > > >
> > > > i wondered lol
> > > >
> > > > --- In a previous message mice_cube wrote:
> > > > > Hello! I am new here. I would like to use my first message
to
> > ask
> > > a
> > > > > question that has been on my mind..
> > > > >
> > > > > Does anyone ever wonder if Derren is a card carrying member
> of
> > > the
> > > > > Friends of Dorothy?
> > > > >
> > > > > He wears purple clothing
> > > > > He likes painting
> > > > > He hangs out with the actor Andy Nyman. I am not suggesting
> > that
> > > > > Nyman is the Pope of Gaytown but the world of acting has a
> very
> > > > high
> > > > > number of toolbox patrons
> > > > > On one of the Mind Control shows he went to a nightclub
where
> > > > > gentlemen of a certain type like to go
> > > > > He is never seen with any women
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you see what I'm saying here? I know there was the News
of
> > the
> > > > > World piece that talked about Derren's sexploits but I am
not
> > so
> > > > sure.
> > > > >
> > > > > mice cube
>
>
> Ok, first things first: 'Mice Cube' stated in his original post
> that Derren is never seen with any women....right, did you actually
> watch any of Derren's Mind Control shows before posting? I'm sure
> (and sincerely hope) that the answer is no, otherwise those models
in
> MC1 and the lapdancers in MC3 must all be transexuals and I failed
to
> spot it. I'm heartbroken...now I can't fantasise about that busty
> girl in the cobweb outfit without wondering what's hiding between
her
> legs.
>
> You correctly state that Derren went to the Heaven nightclub,
which
> is known for its' gay clientele, and the two guys he performed
> mindreading on were most definitely gay....however, Derren has also
> performed in the Spearmint Rhino, where the clientele is most
> avowedly heterosexual...so, by your knee-jerk reasoning, Derren
MUST
> be bisexual. It's that simple.
>
> You also point out to Derren's affinity for purple clothing as
> another indicator of his homosexuality....boy oh boy, Prince must
be
> in some serious state of self-denial then...after all, he loves
> purple and must merely have been knocking off Kim Basinger and
Carmen
> Electra to cover up the fact he's a raging homo! The cad!
>
> I don't know Andy Nyman, so I can't comment, but if your only
> criteria for branding him an arse bandit is the fact he acts, well
> then I'm on the first plane over to L.A. pronto...lets face it,
> Cameron Diaz (over whose breasts Derren effuses over in 'Absolute
> Magic' if I'm not mistaken), Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon,
> Sarah Michelle Gellar, Angelina Jolie, and Kelly Brook are all
going
> out with actors, thus they must all be gagging for some hot lovin'
> from a real man like me! Thanks for the tip-off Mice!
>
> Oh, and he likes painting...well, that's the clincher then. Let's
> face it, Picasso was never known to partake in the joys of the
female
> flesh now was he?
>
> Looking at the evidence as you've presented it, I too want to jump
> to the exact same conclusion that you have, but there's just one
> behaviour characteristic he has yet to display which would confirm
my
> suspicions once and for all, and that's a display of some sort of
> homophobic behaviour which would point to him actually being a
latent
> homosexual in self-denial...it's called a character neurosis...do
YOU
> know anyone personally that this could apply to?
>
> Besides, it seems obvious to me that if Derren WERE gay, then
> Channel 4 would be marketing him to the hilt, a la Graham
> Norton...you know, cover feature on Attitude, the Gay Times, that
> sort of thing. So, why have they chosen to go 'the hetero route',
you
> know 'to stay on the staight and narrow' as it were with tales of
> Derren's sexploits in the News Of The Screws? Well, maybe it's
> because he's straight...just a shot in the dark...I could be
> wrong...but I think your wishful thinking has come to nought, so
> you'll have to find someone else to have homosexual fantasies over
> Mice Cube.
>
> Anyway, true Derren fans KNOW that he's actually a
> necrozoophiliac...why else would he have all of those dead animals
> about his flat?
>
> Best Wishes,
>
> Daniel
Yes Daniel, i agree with you, once you have had it off with a dead
animal, a man or a woman could never satisfy again.
I am suprised there was such a response to the original post. Though
I bet it was just someone trying to provoke Darren to defend his
sexuality.
But as tantric man(Sting) himself says, "It takes a Gentleman to
suffer ignorance and smile". As i am sure Derren would!
But without wanting to offend "Anybody", who ever he or she is (ask
Bandler). When I was lstening to, and analysing his use of language
on the Jo whiley show (NLP Word Salad et al), and I could not help
noticing that he has a laugh that would put DB(David Beckham) to
shame. Anyone else notice it?
Poor Guy.
Anyway, i am away to scour the edges of the M8 to see if i can find a
dead badger(Hmmmm), Stuff It?, You have no idea.....
Cheers,
Gordon
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