Derren Brown: Archive
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From: highroller entertainment casting
Date: Wed May 29, 2002 10:31am
Subject: Re: hello and question
--- In a previous message ganetauk wrote:
>
> elton john.....married too?
>
> --- In a previous message jamesdavidson_99 wrote:
> > Would that be the same Andy Nyman whose "Short, Punchy and
Mental"
> > lecture notes are dedicated to his "...beautiful wife
Sophie...and
> > [his] brilliant children Macy and Preston..."?
> >
> > I have no idea who DB counts among his friends. I expect Victor
> > could help if he is still out there...?
> >
> > --- In a previous message ganetauk wrote:
> > >
> > > i wondered lol
> > >
> > > --- In a previous message mice_cube wrote:
> > > > Hello! I am new here. I would like to use my first message to
> ask
> > a
> > > > question that has been on my mind..
> > > >
> > > > Does anyone ever wonder if Derren is a card carrying member
of
> > the
> > > > Friends of Dorothy?
> > > >
> > > > He wears purple clothing
> > > > He likes painting
> > > > He hangs out with the actor Andy Nyman. I am not suggesting
> that
> > > > Nyman is the Pope of Gaytown but the world of acting has a
very
> > > high
> > > > number of toolbox patrons
> > > > On one of the Mind Control shows he went to a nightclub where
> > > > gentlemen of a certain type like to go
> > > > He is never seen with any women
> > > >
> > > > Do you see what I'm saying here? I know there was the News of
> the
> > > > World piece that talked about Derren's sexploits but I am not
> so
> > > sure.
> > > >
> > > > mice cube
Ok, first things first: 'Mice Cube' stated in his original post
that Derren is never seen with any women....right, did you actually
watch any of Derren's Mind Control shows before posting? I'm sure
(and sincerely hope) that the answer is no, otherwise those models in
MC1 and the lapdancers in MC3 must all be transexuals and I failed to
spot it. I'm heartbroken...now I can't fantasise about that busty
girl in the cobweb outfit without wondering what's hiding between her
legs.
You correctly state that Derren went to the Heaven nightclub, which
is known for its' gay clientele, and the two guys he performed
mindreading on were most definitely gay....however, Derren has also
performed in the Spearmint Rhino, where the clientele is most
avowedly heterosexual...so, by your knee-jerk reasoning, Derren MUST
be bisexual. It's that simple.
You also point out to Derren's affinity for purple clothing as
another indicator of his homosexuality....boy oh boy, Prince must be
in some serious state of self-denial then...after all, he loves
purple and must merely have been knocking off Kim Basinger and Carmen
Electra to cover up the fact he's a raging homo! The cad!
I don't know Andy Nyman, so I can't comment, but if your only
criteria for branding him an arse bandit is the fact he acts, well
then I'm on the first plane over to L.A. pronto...lets face it,
Cameron Diaz (over whose breasts Derren effuses over in 'Absolute
Magic' if I'm not mistaken), Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon,
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Angelina Jolie, and Kelly Brook are all going
out with actors, thus they must all be gagging for some hot lovin'
from a real man like me! Thanks for the tip-off Mice!
Oh, and he likes painting...well, that's the clincher then. Let's
face it, Picasso was never known to partake in the joys of the female
flesh now was he?
Looking at the evidence as you've presented it, I too want to jump
to the exact same conclusion that you have, but there's just one
behaviour characteristic he has yet to display which would confirm my
suspicions once and for all, and that's a display of some sort of
homophobic behaviour which would point to him actually being a latent
homosexual in self-denial...it's called a character neurosis...do YOU
know anyone personally that this could apply to?
Besides, it seems obvious to me that if Derren WERE gay, then
Channel 4 would be marketing him to the hilt, a la Graham
Norton...you know, cover feature on Attitude, the Gay Times, that
sort of thing. So, why have they chosen to go 'the hetero route', you
know 'to stay on the staight and narrow' as it were with tales of
Derren's sexploits in the News Of The Screws? Well, maybe it's
because he's straight...just a shot in the dark...I could be
wrong...but I think your wishful thinking has come to nought, so
you'll have to find someone else to have homosexual fantasies over
Mice Cube.
Anyway, true Derren fans KNOW that he's actually a
necrozoophiliac...why else would he have all of those dead animals
about his flat?
Best Wishes,
Daniel
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