Derren Brown: Archive
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From: comedysnail
Date: Wed May 29, 2002 6:02pm
Subject: Re: hello and question
Such entertainment! I too am surprised that so many people actually
responded to the orginal message...hey- at least it got the board
active again!
I don't really care either way and personally I think it's an odd
thing to post about...the wearing of purple really tickled
me!! "Excellent"!
Thanks for making me laugh that 'mouse' geezer/woman whoever it was
that posted!! Really made me chuckle and I loved everyone's
responses! "Fantastic"!
Anyway, must dash, people to see and all that!
Love Sarah xxxx
--- In a previous message gordo_ala_moore wrote:
> --- In a previous message highroller entertainment casting
> wrote:
> > --- In a previous message ganetauk wrote:
> > >
> > > elton john.....married too?
> > >
> > > --- In a previous message jamesdavidson_99
wrote:
> > > > Would that be the same Andy Nyman whose "Short, Punchy and
> > Mental"
> > > > lecture notes are dedicated to his "...beautiful wife
> > Sophie...and
> > > > [his] brilliant children Macy and Preston..."?
> > > >
> > > > I have no idea who DB counts among his friends. I expect
> Victor
> > > > could help if he is still out there...?
> > > >
> > > > --- In a previous message ganetauk wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > i wondered lol
> > > > >
> > > > > --- In a previous message mice_cube wrote:
> > > > > > Hello! I am new here. I would like to use my first
message
> to
> > > ask
> > > > a
> > > > > > question that has been on my mind..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Does anyone ever wonder if Derren is a card carrying
member
> > of
> > > > the
> > > > > > Friends of Dorothy?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He wears purple clothing
> > > > > > He likes painting
> > > > > > He hangs out with the actor Andy Nyman. I am not
suggesting
> > > that
> > > > > > Nyman is the Pope of Gaytown but the world of acting has
a
> > very
> > > > > high
> > > > > > number of toolbox patrons
> > > > > > On one of the Mind Control shows he went to a nightclub
> where
> > > > > > gentlemen of a certain type like to go
> > > > > > He is never seen with any women
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you see what I'm saying here? I know there was the
News
> of
> > > the
> > > > > > World piece that talked about Derren's sexploits but I
am
> not
> > > so
> > > > > sure.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > mice cube
> >
> >
> > Ok, first things first: 'Mice Cube' stated in his original
post
> > that Derren is never seen with any women....right, did you
actually
> > watch any of Derren's Mind Control shows before posting? I'm
sure
> > (and sincerely hope) that the answer is no, otherwise those
models
> in
> > MC1 and the lapdancers in MC3 must all be transexuals and I
failed
> to
> > spot it. I'm heartbroken...now I can't fantasise about that
busty
> > girl in the cobweb outfit without wondering what's hiding
between
> her
> > legs.
> >
> > You correctly state that Derren went to the Heaven nightclub,
> which
> > is known for its' gay clientele, and the two guys he performed
> > mindreading on were most definitely gay....however, Derren has
also
> > performed in the Spearmint Rhino, where the clientele is most
> > avowedly heterosexual...so, by your knee-jerk reasoning, Derren
> MUST
> > be bisexual. It's that simple.
> >
> > You also point out to Derren's affinity for purple clothing as
> > another indicator of his homosexuality....boy oh boy, Prince
must
> be
> > in some serious state of self-denial then...after all, he loves
> > purple and must merely have been knocking off Kim Basinger and
> Carmen
> > Electra to cover up the fact he's a raging homo! The cad!
> >
> > I don't know Andy Nyman, so I can't comment, but if your only
> > criteria for branding him an arse bandit is the fact he acts,
well
> > then I'm on the first plane over to L.A. pronto...lets face it,
> > Cameron Diaz (over whose breasts Derren effuses over
in 'Absolute
> > Magic' if I'm not mistaken), Jennifer Aniston, Reese
Witherspoon,
> > Sarah Michelle Gellar, Angelina Jolie, and Kelly Brook are all
> going
> > out with actors, thus they must all be gagging for some hot
lovin'
> > from a real man like me! Thanks for the tip-off Mice!
> >
> > Oh, and he likes painting...well, that's the clincher then.
Let's
> > face it, Picasso was never known to partake in the joys of the
> female
> > flesh now was he?
> >
> > Looking at the evidence as you've presented it, I too want to
jump
> > to the exact same conclusion that you have, but there's just one
> > behaviour characteristic he has yet to display which would
confirm
> my
> > suspicions once and for all, and that's a display of some sort
of
> > homophobic behaviour which would point to him actually being a
> latent
> > homosexual in self-denial...it's called a character
neurosis...do
> YOU
> > know anyone personally that this could apply to?
> >
> > Besides, it seems obvious to me that if Derren WERE gay, then
> > Channel 4 would be marketing him to the hilt, a la Graham
> > Norton...you know, cover feature on Attitude, the Gay Times,
that
> > sort of thing. So, why have they chosen to go 'the hetero
route',
> you
> > know 'to stay on the staight and narrow' as it were with tales
of
> > Derren's sexploits in the News Of The Screws? Well, maybe it's
> > because he's straight...just a shot in the dark...I could be
> > wrong...but I think your wishful thinking has come to nought, so
> > you'll have to find someone else to have homosexual fantasies
over
> > Mice Cube.
> >
> > Anyway, true Derren fans KNOW that he's actually a
> > necrozoophiliac...why else would he have all of those dead
animals
> > about his flat?
> >
> > Best Wishes,
> >
> > Daniel
>
> Yes Daniel, i agree with you, once you have had it off with a dead
> animal, a man or a woman could never satisfy again.
>
> I am suprised there was such a response to the original post.
Though
> I bet it was just someone trying to provoke Darren to defend his
> sexuality.
>
> But as tantric man(Sting) himself says, "It takes a Gentleman to
> suffer ignorance and smile". As i am sure Derren would!
>
> But without wanting to offend "Anybody", who ever he or she is
(ask
> Bandler). When I was lstening to, and analysing his use of
language
> on the Jo whiley show (NLP Word Salad et al), and I could not
help
> noticing that he has a laugh that would put DB(David Beckham) to
> shame. Anyone else notice it?
>
> Poor Guy.
>
> Anyway, i am away to scour the edges of the M8 to see if i can
find a
> dead badger(Hmmmm), Stuff It?, You have no idea.....
>
> Cheers,
> Gordon
