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From: richard
Date: Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:37pm
Subject: Re: [Derren Brown] Re: Luscious Lady Lita: Poisoned Chalice Hypnotic VCD Reviewed
Judging by Lita's reply - she needs to brush up a bit on her rapport skills -
if ever there was a case to illustrate the need for regulation of
"hypnotherapists" , Lita "very amply" makes it -
So Lita , if you truly , genuinely give Jack S**t about the welfare of your
clients ; do them , & yourself a very big favour by a). getting properly
qualified - hypnosis per se is harmless - incompetence in its use isn't - and
b). some therapy for yourself & your own issues.
TTFN Rich ( pondering why the hell he bothered doing 250 hrs training + 100
case studies + study groups + exams for his Diplomas...instead of a getting
breast implants & a fancy website )
-----Original Message-----
From : killerb_0187
To : derrenbrown@y...
Date : 26 April 2003 20:45:21
Subject : [Derren Brown] Re: Luscious Lady Lita: Poisoned Chalice Hypnotic VCD
Reviewed
Excuse me, Lady Lita;
>
>I am not going to comment on your looks, I really don't care how you
>look, it's not my place to judge upon that, though I would if you
>ever said such things to me. I don't think 'nxnzerx' was commenting
>upon your looks, I think he was laughing at another aspect entirely.
>I don't know, I may be wrong, but it doesn't say much for your
>professionalism. Obviously you must have some self-esteem / vanity
>issues as you'll see below.
>
>What I'm going to say entails another matter entirely... and it's the
>form of advertising you chose... It's very deceptive, and in my
>opinnion bullshit, and immoral!
>
>I've seen advertisments blatantly lie, even on television, but not
>like this. This "review" was total crap, made up by you entirely! I
>saw your "review" on alt.hypnosis too. Now there's VERY SLIM chance
>that I might be mistaken in this, but I really don't think
>that "Palladio" would have gone to such extents to post the EXACTLY
>THE SAME review on several groups, unless he (I'm guessing the made
>up names meant to be male right?? :D ) really LOVED your product. Now
>this seems very unlikely to me, I haven't seen the product nor heard
>anything else about it. Infact I hadn't even heard of you till I saw
>that post. So this seems too unlikely to be true!! And from this
>post, I know it's not! Only someone with such a low self-esteem would
>advertise in such a stupid way. Product should be sold on its merits.
>I wouldn't have minded if that had "ad" next to it, but obviously you
>weren't aiming for it to be an ad, but more a deception that someone
>likes your product. Not to say that there's no one out there in the
>whole world that hasn't brought your product, like ever..... ;)
>
>I must admit though, even though I thought this post was dodgy, I did
>check out your site, and to be honest I don't see anything special
>that I'd want on there!
>
>When I read this "review" it does make me chuckle, I mean, if you
>think about it, you said all those things about yourself!! Now how
>sad is that?
>
>Your "about page" crashes my browser... So I had to use a specialised
>browser (written by yours truly! :) to view it, and further comfirms
>my thoughts on you:
>
>
>----------------
>"have been studying and practising hypnosis for many years now,
>hypnosis has always fascinated me and I know that it also fascinates
>you. I am who you have been searching for, a beautiful, intelligent,
>busty lady who can hypnotise you and take you to heaven and back."
>
>- Really, CAN YOU!? :) Jesus christ, I won't have to wait until I'm
>dead!! :)
>
>"I am 25, 5'6", deep dark blue eyes, soft wavy red hair, smooth olive
>skin, perfect white teeth, a curvy 40G 28 40 figure."
>
>- I don't know why the hell one would need to know such info... I
>don't even know what half those figures mean!! :S
>
>"Now you have found me you need no other hypnotist or hypnodomme, I
>am everything you can imagine."
>
>- Are you? I can assure you you're far from what I can imagine...
>
>"I do online sessions, MP3's, VCD's, live sessions, telephone
>sessions and subliminal and hypnotic animations and pictures."
>
>- Right... Not sure what you mean by "sessions" though.
>
>"Get ready now to be tranced by my soft sensual voice, with my
>sensual English accent."
>
>- Sound familiar guys? ;)
>
>
>----------
>
>Now if all that sounded a little bit bizzare for someone to type out,
>you should listen to the mp3 she forces you to download when opening
>that page, this is just a transcript of what she says in that!
>
>I like what she's done with the page "sexy" flashing constantly,
>barely noticable. Nice SUBLIMINAL touch Lita! :)
>
>I don't want people to get the wrong idea (ha!!), I wouldn't do this
>normally. If she didn't write that very rude reply, I wouldn't have.
>It can sorta ruin's one reputation... But then again, I dont think
>Lita's done much to deserve it!
>
>
>Yours hypnotically,
>
>
>
>Sab x
>
>
>--- In a previous message, "Lady Lita "
> wrote:
>> Who the f**k are you to comment on my looks? where is your picture?
>> too ugly to have one thats why you don't, stupid tosser, so ugly
>and
>> pathetic you have to say nasty things about people who ARE popular
>> and attractive, ones you know you could never have a chance with.
>>
>> Grow up you wanker.
>>
>> --- In a previous message, "nxnzerx "
>> wrote:
>> > LOL means nothing on the internet.
>> >
>> > I am actually laughing out loud
>> >
>> > hahahahhhaahahhahhhahhaahhhaahaahhhaahh
>> >
>> > --- In a previous message, "uberman_21
>> "
>> > wrote:
>> > > Aye, and she doesnae sweat much for a fat lass either!
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > --- In a previous message, "palladio_d
>> "
>> > > wrote:
>> > > > http://www.luscious-lady.com/vcds.htm
>> > > >
>> > > > I just bought this item last week. It's the most expensive
>> > > order
>> > > > item currently available at Lady Lita's site - the question
>> is,
>> > > is
>> > > > it worth the money?
>> > > >
>> > > > In a word, yes.
>> > > >
>> > > > It's more than seventeen minutes long, contains a full
>> induction
>> > > and
>> > > > builds to a very satisfying conclusion. It has all the
>> > ingredients
>> > > > that aficionados have come to expect from Lady Lita - it's
>> > > inventive,
>> > > > compelling and superbly delivered (her private-school-
>polished
>> > > > English accent is very much to the fore in this production).
>> > Lady
>> > > > Lita looks stunning and seductive as always.
>> > > >
>> > > > What makes this VCD truly outstanding even in comparison to
>> Lady
>> > > > Lita's previous excellent work is the sense of intimacy and
>> > > > involvement created by her irresistible presence and the
>> > ingenious
>> > > > use of the titular Chalice. This last touch is characteristic
>> of
>> > > the
>> > > > imagination that Lady Lita brings to her art and which really
>> > sets
>> > > > her apart.
>> > > >
>> > > > Those who are already followers of the Luscious Lady will be
>> > > > delighted by this offering; those just discovering her
>> > remarkable
>> > > > talent will surely find it to be the start of a delicious
>> > > addiction.
>
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