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From: Blue Chip
Date: Sun Apr 27, 2003 6:00pm
Subject: Re: [Derren Brown] Re: Luscious Lady Lita: Poisoned Chalice Hypnotic VCD Reviewed
Well now I've stopped laughing and wiped the tears from my face....
Lita, if it really is you... Kerb the language!
If you do not like who or what you are. If you cannot accept the way
individuals view you. If you have no sense of humour. Then choose (a)
deal with it or (b) change it.
If you choose (b), then may I suggest that one way might be to hurl streams
of abuse at people until they change. ...The added bonus is that whilst
you are shouting/typing abuse, you will be using the excess energy you have
put into your mouth in the form of unneccessary proteins and carbohydrates.
Perhaps you should have a go at Matt Groening next, given that "Aye, and
she doesnae sweat much for a fat lass" is one of his lines (well, his
writing team, anyway) delivered by Willy the Caretaker.
Next on your list you might want to add The Infamous Doc Cox (famous from
"That's Life") who released a whole song with this and many similar lines
in it under the name "Ivor Biggun" ...You will find it in the Comedy
section of most good MP3 collections.
If you saw me you would immediately want to make jokes about my appearance
...and I have no sense of humour! Hence you will not find my picture on
the internet ;)
Your grasp of the English laguage seems seconded only by your grasp of
cream cakes. Foul language like this is should be aired with a councellor,
NOT on a family newsgoup >:(
BC
>Who the ---- are you to comment on my looks? where is your picture?
>too ugly to have one thats why you don't, stupid ------, so ugly and
>pathetic you have to say nasty things about people who ARE popular
>and attractive, ones you know you could never have a chance with.
>
>Grow up you ------.
>
>--- In a previous message, nxnzerx
> wrote:
> > LOL means nothing on the internet.
> >
> > I am actually laughing out loud
> >
> > hahahahhhaahahhahhhahhaahhhaahaahhhaahh
> >
> > --- In a previous message, uberman_21
>
> > wrote:
> > > Aye, and she doesnae sweat much for a fat lass either!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In a previous message, palladio_d
>
> > > wrote:
> > > > http://www.luscious-lady.com/vcds.htm
> > > >
> > > > I just bought this item last week. It's the most expensive
> > > order
> > > > item currently available at Lady Lita's site - the question
>is,
> > > is
> > > > it worth the money?
> > > >
> > > > In a word, yes.
> > > >
> > > > It's more than seventeen minutes long, contains a full
>induction
> > > and
> > > > builds to a very satisfying conclusion. It has all the
> > ingredients
> > > > that aficionados have come to expect from Lady Lita - it's
> > > inventive,
> > > > compelling and superbly delivered (her private-school-polished
> > > > English accent is very much to the fore in this production).
> > Lady
> > > > Lita looks stunning and seductive as always.
> > > >
> > > > What makes this VCD truly outstanding even in comparison to
>Lady
> > > > Lita's previous excellent work is the sense of intimacy and
> > > > involvement created by her irresistible presence and the
> > ingenious
> > > > use of the titular Chalice. This last touch is characteristic
>of
> > > the
> > > > imagination that Lady Lita brings to her art and which really
> > sets
> > > > her apart.
> > > >
> > > > Those who are already followers of the Luscious Lady will be
> > > > delighted by this offering; those just discovering her
> > remarkable
> > > > talent will surely find it to be the start of a delicious
> > > addiction.
>
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