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From: killerb_0187
Date: Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:45pm
Subject: Re: Luscious Lady Lita: Poisoned Chalice Hypnotic VCD Reviewed
Excuse me, Lady Lita;
I am not going to comment on your looks, I really don't care how you
look, it's not my place to judge upon that, though I would if you
ever said such things to me. I don't think 'nxnzerx' was commenting
upon your looks, I think he was laughing at another aspect entirely.
I don't know, I may be wrong, but it doesn't say much for your
professionalism. Obviously you must have some self-esteem / vanity
issues as you'll see below.
What I'm going to say entails another matter entirely... and it's the
form of advertising you chose... It's very deceptive, and in my
opinnion bullshit, and immoral!
I've seen advertisments blatantly lie, even on television, but not
like this. This "review" was total crap, made up by you entirely! I
saw your "review" on alt.hypnosis too. Now there's VERY SLIM chance
that I might be mistaken in this, but I really don't think
that "Palladio" would have gone to such extents to post the EXACTLY
THE SAME review on several groups, unless he (I'm guessing the made
up names meant to be male right?? :D ) really LOVED your product. Now
this seems very unlikely to me, I haven't seen the product nor heard
anything else about it. Infact I hadn't even heard of you till I saw
that post. So this seems too unlikely to be true!! And from this
post, I know it's not! Only someone with such a low self-esteem would
advertise in such a stupid way. Product should be sold on its merits.
I wouldn't have minded if that had "ad" next to it, but obviously you
weren't aiming for it to be an ad, but more a deception that someone
likes your product. Not to say that there's no one out there in the
whole world that hasn't brought your product, like ever..... ;)
I must admit though, even though I thought this post was dodgy, I did
check out your site, and to be honest I don't see anything special
that I'd want on there!
When I read this "review" it does make me chuckle, I mean, if you
think about it, you said all those things about yourself!! Now how
sad is that?
Your "about page" crashes my browser... So I had to use a specialised
browser (written by yours truly! :) to view it, and further comfirms
my thoughts on you:
----------------
"have been studying and practising hypnosis for many years now,
hypnosis has always fascinated me and I know that it also fascinates
you. I am who you have been searching for, a beautiful, intelligent,
busty lady who can hypnotise you and take you to heaven and back."
- Really, CAN YOU!? :) Jesus christ, I won't have to wait until I'm
dead!! :)
"I am 25, 5'6", deep dark blue eyes, soft wavy red hair, smooth olive
skin, perfect white teeth, a curvy 40G 28 40 figure."
- I don't know why the hell one would need to know such info... I
don't even know what half those figures mean!! :S
"Now you have found me you need no other hypnotist or hypnodomme, I
am everything you can imagine."
- Are you? I can assure you you're far from what I can imagine...
"I do online sessions, MP3's, VCD's, live sessions, telephone
sessions and subliminal and hypnotic animations and pictures."
- Right... Not sure what you mean by "sessions" though.
"Get ready now to be tranced by my soft sensual voice, with my
sensual English accent."
- Sound familiar guys? ;)
----------
Now if all that sounded a little bit bizzare for someone to type out,
you should listen to the mp3 she forces you to download when opening
that page, this is just a transcript of what she says in that!
I like what she's done with the page "sexy" flashing constantly,
barely noticable. Nice SUBLIMINAL touch Lita! :)
I don't want people to get the wrong idea (ha!!), I wouldn't do this
normally. If she didn't write that very rude reply, I wouldn't have.
It can sorta ruin's one reputation... But then again, I dont think
Lita's done much to deserve it!
Yours hypnotically,
Sab x
--- In a previous message, Lady Lita
wrote:
> Who the f**k are you to comment on my looks? where is your picture?
> too ugly to have one thats why you don't, stupid tosser, so ugly
and
> pathetic you have to say nasty things about people who ARE popular
> and attractive, ones you know you could never have a chance with.
>
> Grow up you wanker.
>
> --- In a previous message, nxnzerx
> wrote:
> > LOL means nothing on the internet.
> >
> > I am actually laughing out loud
> >
> > hahahahhhaahahhahhhahhaahhhaahaahhhaahh
> >
> > --- In a previous message, uberman_21
>
> > wrote:
> > > Aye, and she doesnae sweat much for a fat lass either!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In a previous message, palladio_d
>
> > > wrote:
> > > > http://www.luscious-lady.com/vcds.htm
> > > >
> > > > I just bought this item last week. It's the most expensive
> > > order
> > > > item currently available at Lady Lita's site - the question
> is,
> > > is
> > > > it worth the money?
> > > >
> > > > In a word, yes.
> > > >
> > > > It's more than seventeen minutes long, contains a full
> induction
> > > and
> > > > builds to a very satisfying conclusion. It has all the
> > ingredients
> > > > that aficionados have come to expect from Lady Lita - it's
> > > inventive,
> > > > compelling and superbly delivered (her private-school-
polished
> > > > English accent is very much to the fore in this production).
> > Lady
> > > > Lita looks stunning and seductive as always.
> > > >
> > > > What makes this VCD truly outstanding even in comparison to
> Lady
> > > > Lita's previous excellent work is the sense of intimacy and
> > > > involvement created by her irresistible presence and the
> > ingenious
> > > > use of the titular Chalice. This last touch is characteristic
> of
> > > the
> > > > imagination that Lady Lita brings to her art and which really
> > sets
> > > > her apart.
> > > >
> > > > Those who are already followers of the Luscious Lady will be
> > > > delighted by this offering; those just discovering her
> > remarkable
> > > > talent will surely find it to be the start of a delicious
> > > addiction.
| Replies | Author | Yahoo! ID | Date | Size |
| 4744: Re: Luscious Lady Lita: Poisoned Chalice Hypnotic VCD Reviewed | Lady Lita | luscious_lady_lita | Sat 26/04/2003 | 9 KB |
| 4746: Re: Luscious Lady Lita: Poisoned Chalice Hypnotic VCD Reviewed | killerb_0187 | killerb_0187 | Sat 26/04/2003 | 2 KB |
