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From: killerb_0187
Date: Mon Mar 10, 2003 5:29pm
Subject: Re: Suggestion to pass a driving test?

--- In a previous message mrb_bailey wrote:
> If you can't drive then I don't want you on the road.


Okay then daddy.
>
> The test is there for a reason.
>

To make money? Or to please the likes of you?

> If you know your stuff then do not worry. If you just need a hand
with
> confidence then you will find lots of help on the net.


Yeah, I'm about to perform on stage for 6 trillion people!
> Use winmx to download an mp3 about supreme confidence.


Looks like you've already done that! :)

> Do all the things its tells you to do.


So I can write posts like yours? No thanks!

> You?ll find you will be able to relax and be able to read the book
and
> remember all the things you know you already know.
>
>
>

LOL,

I knew I'd get a reply like this. There's just no pleasing some.
>
> --- In a previous message killerb_0187 wrote:
> > Right guys I need some help;
> >
> > I got my practicle driving test this Friday, and I really NEED to
> > pass this time. I've failed once before, and I've had to wait a
long
> > time to get another one booked.
> >
> > For those of you who may have recently passed your driving tests
will
> > know how freakin' hard it's become. You should see how 'petty'
these
> > examiners are when it comes to observation and monovering. People
> > aint even gonna do all this shit when they start driving, so why
even
> > bother??
> >
> > So what I've decided to do, is when I meet the examiner, I'm
going to
> > slip a little suggestion to him. I was thinking perhaps I should
> > devise some sort of HSI, but I'm not sure yet. This is where I
need
> > you guys!
> >
> > Hmm, possibly, if I enforce the importance of passing to him, or
> > something? Or maybe I could trance him out totally while I'm
doing
> > the test, and right at the end I could say "when you wake up, you
> > will realise that I've passed without a single mistake", then
click
> > my fingers (paul mckenna stylee), lol!
> >
> > Got any ideas? (and please no "Learn how to drive" or whatever,
you
> > have to do more then that to pass nowadays.)

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