Derren Brown: Archive
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From: killerb_0187
Date: Sat Nov 2, 2002 8:38pm
Subject: Re: Bizarre-quite literally!
It really does sound like he's talking from experiance huh??
Heh...LOL, I would've never imagines Derren of all people...heh...LOL
--- In a previous message maltedmilkaregreat wrote:
> Something Derren did on the internet site for Bizarre magazine
which
> i thought you might find funny. He is replying to a question on
their
> sex advice column. So, if you are of a delicate disposition i would
> advise you read no further!
>
> My girlfriend and I have a fetish for hypnosis and we like to
> incorporate it into our sex sessions. We've found a few websites
that
> distribute videos relating to our fetish but, due to British law,
> it's extremely difficult to buy them. Can you assist? TOM AND
KARREN
>
> Derren Brown: What a strange pair of puffins you sound. I'm
> surprised that hypnosis has taken your fancy in this context – I
> imagine you both clucking like chickens at the point of no return.
> It's certainly not dangerous but I'm unsure how you incorporate it
> into the `sessions', as you call them. If you are both responsive
> subjects then the event may be safely boosted by a suggestion of
> heightened physical sensitivity or a convincing hypnotic sense-
> hallucination that surrounds you with the sights, sounds and smells
> of a crowded public place such as a boxing ring or outside British
> Home Stores in the Whitgift Centre, Croydon. Whatever does it for
> you. And don't pass up on the opportunity to play Paul McKenna's
> tapes during the act itself as a bonus – he has a great one on
> improving your golf swing.So experiment away – once you have got
into
> a relaxed state, spend some time imagining your G-spots spreading
> over your entire body, until you feel yourself tingling with
> rudeness. Make huge representations to yourself of your partner as
a
> kind of sex-god or goddess and practise creating the feeling of
post-
> coital exhaustion and quickly changing it into a profound feeling
of
> renewed desire. If you can set your mind to habitually switch from
> the former to the latter, you should have it made. If, however,
it's
> just the dirty thrill of a sluggish, sleepy partner that appeals,
> certain drugs are available for these purposes which will save you
> the trouble of finding something to swing in front of your
partner's
> face. Best
> of luck to you both.
