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From: june
Date: Sat Nov 2, 2002 6:52pm
Subject: Re: [Derren Brown] Bizarre-quite literally!
ROFL.
maltedmilkaregreat wrote: Something Derren did on the
internet site for Bizarre magazine which
i thought you might find funny. He is replying to a question on their
sex advice column. So, if you are of a delicate disposition i would
advise you read no further!
My girlfriend and I have a fetish for hypnosis and we like to
incorporate it into our sex sessions. We've found a few websites that
distribute videos relating to our fetish but, due to British law,
it's extremely difficult to buy them. Can you assist? TOM AND KARREN
Derren Brown: What a strange pair of puffins you sound. I'm
surprised that hypnosis has taken your fancy in this context – I
imagine you both clucking like chickens at the point of no return.
It's certainly not dangerous but I'm unsure how you incorporate it
into the `sessions', as you call them. If you are both responsive
subjects then the event may be safely boosted by a suggestion of
heightened physical sensitivity or a convincing hypnotic sense-
hallucination that surrounds you with the sights, sounds and smells
of a crowded public place such as a boxing ring or outside British
Home Stores in the Whitgift Centre, Croydon. Whatever does it for
you. And don't pass up on the opportunity to play Paul McKenna's
tapes during the act itself as a bonus – he has a great one on
improving your golf swing.So experiment away – once you have got into
a relaxed state, spend some time imagining your G-spots spreading
over your entire body, until you feel yourself tingling with
rudeness. Make huge representations to yourself of your partner as a
kind of sex-god or goddess and practise creating the feeling of post-
coital exhaustion and quickly changing it into a profound feeling of
renewed desire. If you can set your mind to habitually switch from
the former to the latter, you should have it made. If, however, it's
just the dirty thrill of a sluggish, sleepy partner that appeals,
certain drugs are available for these purposes which will save you
the trouble of finding something to swing in front of your partner's
face. Best
of luck to you both.
MS JUNE WILLIAMS F.inst.H.T. , C.HYP.
PROFESSIONAL HYPNOTHERAPIST
PROVIDING HOLISTIC HYPNOTHERAPY
FOR POSITIVE CHANGE.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO VISIT MY WEBSITE
http://www.geocities.com/hypnotherapist69
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