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From: lauren_macsporren
Date: Fri May 17, 2002 10:52pm
Subject: Re: Derren's website
Hellooooooooooooooooooooo? [echo]
I think I'm going mad. I spent all day revising Maths and only got
through 5 pages of the revision workbook. I only stopped to watch
Family Fortunes and to eat a custard bun and drink excessive amounts
of tea. Revision is seriously bad for your health! I've eaten 3
packets of crisps today and that is SO not me! I only usually have 1
a week! I've also eaten a massive bag of Haribo Starmix in 3 days, 4
huge Topic bars, 2 KitKats, a mini bag of Skittles, 3 biscuits and
probably a lot more, but due to repression, I can't remember. That's
not all in 1 day by the way.
I hope you don't mind me using this as a sort of diary LOL! Not that
I would be so boring in a real diary. Talking of a real diary, I
can't keep them for longer than a week anwyay! But yeah, my point was
that no-one is posting anyway and I like typing happily to myself so
if you don't mind, I'll continue.
I've got the rhythm anyway. I'm listening to Jools Holland and I
really need to dance, but will not for fear of ridicule from the
ghost we have [according to my mum and brother] although if I
blaspheme against it, it might come and get me. Eeek! Oh no, I'm
paranoid again. Just like I am with spiders. Since yesterday, I
hadn't opened my bedroom window for about 3 years cos I hate spiders
and they always sneak in! So I had to open it yesterday and sure
enough, a spider appeared above my bed OF ALL PLACES! The bastard! So
I nearly got myself killed cos I did a stupid thing really. I put my
swivel office chair on my bed and stood on it! How foolish! I
squashed the spider though and only managed to semi-dislocate my
shoulder so it was a pretty good operation all in all.
What's that thing called when you just talk about whatever comes into
your head?
By the way, sorry if there are any mistakes or sentences that don't
make sense. Not much that I say makes sense. In fact, the world
doesn't make sense. Uh-oh, don't get me started on the world. Well
you didn't actually, I got me started. I feel a bit like Ruby Wax. Ah
the joys of watching that poisonous daytime TV! I start comparing
myself to Ruby Wax! What is the world coming to? Don't even get me
started on the world! Anyway, when Ruby Wax had a nervous breakdown
in LA she had to do group therapy with herself, that's what she told
me the other day. Not JUSt me specifically, quite few people really
cos she was on telly! I was only watching it because it was about
self-made millionnaires. That interests me.
Talking of telly, did you see the twins on Baddiel and Skinner last
night? Hi Sarahhhh! That's Sarah (comedysnail) and I'm v.v.proud! You
and Claire were soooooo funny!
Frank: "Do you two sing at all"
Claire and Sarah [in unison] "GOD NO!!!"
HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA! I was dying laughing! How do you do that?
Everything you said was the same and at the same time! Classic!
Anyways, back to ranting, it's getting late now, and you know what
happens when it gets late? Yes, the foxes come out and start shatting
round the garden. Nice. But also, people go to sleep but oooh nooo
not me! I'm waiting online for my friend so we can test eachother's
Psychology knowledge! How fun! It is actually, I'm thinking of clever
questions to trick her! HAHAHA! Do any of you do the mensa question?
I got it straight away and I was v.proud. Don't you just hate it when
people, in real life when they're talking to you, say "v.nice"? I
mean, it's OK to type v to mean very, but saying it is just WRONG!
I'd put V in room 101. What would you put in room 101?
WOAH THERE!
| Replies | Author | Yahoo! ID | Date | Size |
| 924: Re: Derren's website | comedysnail | comedysnail | Sat 18/05/2002 | 6 KB |
| 926: Re: Derren's website | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Sat 18/05/2002 | 8 KB |
| 927: Re: Derren's website | lauren_macsporren | lauren_macsporren | Sat 18/05/2002 | 2 KB |
