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From: lauren_macsporren
Date: Wed May 15, 2002 1:25pm
Subject: Re: mooooooo
So it was you!!!
I can't get cheaper sarnies at school cos they're all £1.10. The
woman recognises me now so I'd have no chance.
free sandwiches, it is actually a method
> of getting cheaper sandwiches!!. It has only woked once, and it
> invloves UNI sandwiches that ha
> Sorry i did not mean to ve four price categories A,B,C and
> D. 'A' being the cheapest 'D' being, not the cheapest. Think
Derren
> at the bettting track and then you have someone who is much better
at
> this stuff than me.
>
> (quickly place the sandiwches down) "W'A'IT!!! I am just going to
> get my CoffeA, hold on. That's £1.15.. 'A'!" (place the money in
her
> hand, pick up the sandwiches and get your coffe.
>
> It involves getting the till operators when they are busy. And
> delivering the suggestion when they are about to type into the
till,
> hence the interrupt "W'A'IT!!". If their face goes 'funny'(rabbit
in
> a headlight), go for the throat, if not then don't even try.
>
> I have tried it too many times and it not worked. The one
noticeable
> difference, is when you get them interrupted, if they look at you,
> deliver the suggestion straight into their eyes.
>
> I suspect that every time, is different. Read McGill's Book, he
puts
> it a bit clearer. Maybe i was just lucky.
>
> Anyway, back to some intensive farming.
>
> Cheers,
> Gordon
>
>
> --- In a previous message lauren_macsporren"
<>
> wrote:
> > Glad to see I'm not the only one posting on my Billy Bob
> guestbook :-
> > ) Looks like Billy Bob has got himself a new job thanks to one
very
> > kind 'intensive farmer'. I wish billy bob the best for his new
> future
> > in the fertilisation business. Bottoms up!
> > http://www.geocities.com/billybobcowsnails
> > Lauren xx
> >
> > > Lauren, if you find derren, turn the page and find out who I
> really
> > > fancy!
> > > If you want to pass a-level maths, do what I did – 3 days
before
> > the
> > > exam, do loads of pass papers and go through them with your
> > teacher.
> > > If I can get an "A", then anyone can. Tip for the future: if
you
> go
> > > to uni, choose an easy course!
> > >
> > >
> > > Gordon, PLEASE go into what happened with sandwiches at uni
more –
>
> > I
> > > think this is a skill we can all benefit from!
> > >
> > > Thanks,
> > > Simon C
> > > http://derrenbrown.150m.com/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In a previous message lauren_macsporren"
> >
> > > wrote:
> > > > I tried Sarah, I really did! I've been trying to learn Maths
> all
> > > day
> > > > but AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I
> > can't
> > > > do 'completing the square' and if I see a graph my mind shuts
> > down!
> > > > Also, geometric and trigonometric series make me want to cry.
> > LOL!
> > > >
> > > > My mum got me Empire magazine today, the one with Derren in.
> I'll
> > > > attemp to type up the written bit after my exams, so only a
> week
> > > and
> > > > a half to wait!
> > > >
> > > > Lauren xxx
> > > >
> > > > > Deary me! You do make me chuckle!! I visited Billy Bob!
See,
> > I'm
> > > a
> > > > > nice person!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Lauren- get on with some revision!! lol!
> > > > >
> > > > > Love Sarah xxxx
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > --- In a previous message lauren_macsporren"
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > Hello.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://www.geocities.com/billybobcowsnails
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Billy Bob is getting lonely, please drop in and say Hi.
He
> > sais
> > > > if
> > > > > no-
> > > > > > one visits him, he might throw himself into the Thames,
and
> > > > > bearing
> > > > > > in mind cows and snails are not the best of swimmers, I
> think
> > > > it's
> > > > > > best you do as he says.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Lauren xx
