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From: highroller entertainment casting
Date: Fri May 10, 2002 6:38pm
Subject: Re: Mind if I Interrupt?
--- In a previous message gordo_ala_moore wrote:
> Lauren `I' would like to suggest to your unconscious mind......
>
> "that since it has represented for you at the unconscious level all
> the experiences that have occurred, both consciously and otherwise,
> that it make use of the natural process of dreaming and sleep,
which
> will occur tonight as a natural course of you life, to sort through
> the experiences of today."
>
> The above statement is copyrighted. So don't tell anyone I used
it.
> Tadpoles !!!!
>
> Lauren as an alternative solution, you could eat less cheese before
> going to bed. Simpler than an NLP based solution and less
> fattening. Anyway don't worry, I think everyone is mental, but you
> do appear to be that little bit more deranged. I recommend that
you
> get one of those dream dictionary books. You will then find, that
> the his book represents something to do with a penis (likewise
> churches, cars, towers, rain etc etc... in essence about 90% of
> everything!!!), and Derren screaming at you will probably be
> your "inner child"( the other 10% of everything !!!). As far as
him
> wanting to beat you up.... That's probably him just him being plain
> nasty!!!!
>
> I know this is different but Geri Halliwell once singed a book for
> me at the front, and that was as much of the book as I ever
bothered
> to read. It was for someone's Christmas present!!! Honestly !!!
>
> Anyway hello again, I have been recently very busy handing in my
> final year dissertation, so I had not been hanging out at this
> board. I have not defected to another message board, as may have
> been your suspicions. This is the place to be !.
>
> Thankfully I only had to read about ten posts to catch up, and it
is
> good to see things haven't changed. Highroller's posts are still
> very informative, yet contain a typical trademark twist. The Kray
> twins !!!!
> And "genetuk" is still plugging site, which I will check out.
>
> Anyway lets get some discussion going
>
> Cheers,
> Gordon
>
> P.S. Don't you just love going into a shop like Asada and saying
to
> the checkout assistants, "I don't know how you can put up with that
> awful music", only to watch the expression in their face change as
> they wake up. It is a safer one to try than highroller's breaking
of
> the jaw example. Anyway it is good to be back.
Actually, now I think about it, the Kray twins example was supposed
to be offering someone a cigarette, not a light. But it works about
the same either way!
Oh, and on a related note to your observation about Asda checkout
staff, I remember going into the Disney Store on Regent St. with my
brother many, many moons ago, and we had both been talking about how
the guy or girl on the door has the worst job in the world...i.e,
smile insincerely and spout some inane pre-scripted welcome, all
whilst wearing the horrific 'college style' uniform. So as the guy on
the door said his pre-scripted line, my brother said "Isn't it lovely
weather we're having today?" (which it was) and he was literally
stunned...it took him at least 30 seconds to formulate a response.
So next time you are going to some Americanised store which employs
these 'shithouse greeters', (of which Asda is one since it was taken
over by Wal-Mart, and now they have 'Golden Greeters') try out some
pattern interrupt fun with these unsuspecting automatons. I'd also
recommend fast food chains too, especially the big American ones, as
they too have scripts for the serving staff to follow, and they DO
follow them because they know that if they deviate from them in the
slightest and the customer happens to be a mystery shopper, then
they'll get a bad report. So they are obligated to go through the
whole tiresome routine of 'Would you like fries/a drink with that?'
or 'Do you want to Go Large/Max Your Meal/Whatever'....just make sure
you haven't got a large queue behind you when you experiment on these
folk!
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